Arbeit Mach Frei

Internet is full of joy. On behalf of whoever spent their time and effort to designed this magnificent piece of art, I salute and contribute with little bit of re-adjustment:

The story of new employee, by neko:

(Lesson learned; Please, don’t let the world drives you crazy)

On the first 3 month

On the first 3 month

First 3 month:

You are listening to Stevie Wonder, and the world is just great and you are having a really gooood time at work.

After 3 month

After 3 month

After 3 month:

You are listening to House Music because you’re so busy that you’re not sure if you are coming OR going

After 6 month

After 6 month

After 6 month:

You are listening to Heavy Metal and your day start at 0800 and end at 2000

After 9 month

After 9 month

After 9 month:

You are listening to Hip Hop. You become fat due stress at work and now suffer from constipation

After 1st Year

After 1st Year

After 1st Year:

You are listening to Gangsta Rap. Your eyes start to twitch. You forget what a “good hair day” feels like as you fall out of bed and live on caffeine.

After 2nd Year

After 2nd Year

After 2nd Year:

You are listening to Techno and have gone a bit of..umm…well…crazy!

After n Year

After n Year

Finally, After n Year:

You liberated yourself.

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